Hey! My name's Nicholas Lee.
19 years old this year.
Birthday: 14th Jan 1991
Studying at NYP, DMIT.
1) Havanas
2) DSLR (Nikon D5000)
3) Sports laptop bag
4) Driving license
5) Learn and buy my own guitar
6) IPHONE
TOOT FAMILY
AJ (TOOTY CHICKY)
AMILIES (TOOTY WIG)
MIAO XIA (TOOTY NUT)
MITCHELL (TOOTY NONSENSE)
MIT OGLs
Audrey
Ethel
Eugene
Iris
Jasmine Lam
Jun Ye
Meiyi
Preet
Ray
Sihui
Tiffany
Wendy
Wilson Tang
Yan Zhen
Yat
Zaini
FRIENDS
Basirah
Brandon
Brandon Michael
Chang Wei
Christine
Clive
Daniel Ong
Daron Chua
Derek
Dennis
Dexter
Gladys
Halifah
Hwee Siang
Isaac Sim
Jasmine Chan
Jeffrey
Joanna
Joethy
Jokhie
Jun Ru
Justin Chua
Kaes
Kailing
Lim Fei
Montfort NPCC
Nian Zhi
Rainald
Shu Ling
Shu Ting
Siufang
Song Wei
Sir Tai Wei
Suffian
Vivian
Wei De
Xinhong
Yan Ling
Yvonne
Zi Jun
Zoe
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The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home!
After 6 months: I’m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it’s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I’m going to watch PIRATES play, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I’m suffocating here!!!!
01. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
02. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up, put it down.
03. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
04. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
05. Get rid of your cat.
06. Sunday = sports.
07. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
08. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
09. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done – not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says “I Love You” like sex.